Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake shows up at Toronto’s City Hall to tell Rob Ford some shit he knows about crack.
It all started so well. Brutus first showed up to be Rob Ford’s knight in shining, tattered spandex. After proclaiming to the media gathered outside to be Rob Ford’s ‘angel of mercy,’ Mr. Beefcake proceeded to whip out a pair of garden sheers and pass out subs to the journalists like an Under Armor-clad Jesus.
Unfortunately, his exit was without a trademark sleeper hold or any disheveled clumps of mane left on the ground. Security, unimpressed with his mic skills, escorted him out of the building. Rob Ford has already cut a promo in response.Feed Me More
Assorted Entertainment Of Men & Booze
Babe fleeces Dusty Rhodes for $4,035 on his Diner’s Club card.Feed Me More
The Anti-Christ Of Professional Wrestling
Fact: Another name for the street drug Ice is “Jeff Hardy”Feed Me More
"The Bryan-Sheamus 18 second match is really the Butterfly Effect in pro wrestling form. Gave us the ‘Yes’ chants, made Bryan a constant fixture, which in turn rescued AJ and Kane, which in turn helped guys like Ziggler, Langston, and Kaitlyn, and even the Rhodes Scholars and The Shield."Feed Me More
Wrestling Still Rules History: Buff Bagwell’s Facial Hair Has Always Sucked
Buff Bagwell, pushing 53 at the time of this photo, gives his best sales pitch for shelling out $50 on a WCW PPV.Feed Me More
yeah, this pretty much is the best photo ever.Feed Me More
WWE Rates Their Most Influential And Competitive Female Rivalries
Just in time for the Father’s Day holiday season, the WWE has released a countdown of the Top 10 Catastrophic Catfights in WWE History.
Like most guys (dads and non-dads alike) who don’t currently own a billion dollar media darling, I find myself reacting to the opposite sex in pretty typical fashion for 2013. First, my face turns into Tex Avery’s Wolf. After making noises like “OWWWWOOOOGA” and pounding my foot against the pavement a couple of times, I tuck my tongue back in my mouth like a gentleman and politely whistle as they walk by. The WWE just gets mud people like us. Give us a titty and we’ll buy a Randy Orton t-shirt for $45.
At least I’ll pat them on the back for giving the “WWE Divas”© credit for something other than Natalya constantly shitting herself. But still, Torrie Wilson getting hit with a lamp at her father’s wake OVER literally any part of Trish Stratus’s entire career just feels like a pretty piss poor exercise from some era where women weren’t even allowed to eat.Feed Me More
Something seems a little familiar about these Wyatt Family promos…Feed Me More
shit gets real in the parking lot of Met Life Stadium for Wrestlemania 29Feed Me More
Why Wrestling Still Rules?
Dolph Ziggler cashes in.Feed Me More